"Justin is a bad person"
"He spit on fans" no he didn’t
"he punched goofy" no he didn’t
"he drag raced drunk" no he didn’t
"he slept with a prostitute" no he didn’t and wtf does that matter?
"I’m the richest black man under twenty one and I got all this money, because my people deserve it” Said Justin after stepping out of a Canadian courtroom early Tuesday morning. Justin Bieber legally changed his race to African American while back in Canada on rest from a grueling tour schedule. “I was just tired of all the ‘I’m acting black comments’. Now I’m not acting black, because legally I am black” Said Justin minutes after signing the papers signifying his blackness “Its like being gay. You don’t choose to be gay you’re born gay. I was born black” Justin Bieber who has a net worth of $160 million is now legally the richest African American under 21 and plans to join the United Negro College Fund board to become one of the largest donors toward the education of African American men and women.